V-DAY
June 07, 2007
by: jovial_cynic
by: jovial_cynic
Today, I am getting a vasectomy.
I'm not terribly worried about the procedure, since I'm sure it's going to be fairly quick and painless. I just hate being incapacitated for the next few days. I'm not allowed to lift more than 10 pounds for nearly a week. A WEEK.
Bleah.
And of course, item #7 on the little packet from the doctor's office doesn't really bring me much comfort either:
Most fellows will have a bit of bruising in the area of the scrotal incisions and perhaps a bit of swelling. Large welling (tennis ball, softball size) is unusual. If unusually large swelling occurs, please call our office between the hours of 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. during the week.
Softball size.
And I'm the guy that tends to attract unusual occurrences. Delightful.
I'm not terribly worried about the procedure, since I'm sure it's going to be fairly quick and painless. I just hate being incapacitated for the next few days. I'm not allowed to lift more than 10 pounds for nearly a week. A WEEK.
Bleah.
And of course, item #7 on the little packet from the doctor's office doesn't really bring me much comfort either:
Most fellows will have a bit of bruising in the area of the scrotal incisions and perhaps a bit of swelling. Large welling (tennis ball, softball size) is unusual. If unusually large swelling occurs, please call our office between the hours of 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. during the week.
Softball size.
And I'm the guy that tends to attract unusual occurrences. Delightful.