WWW.YOURCHURCHSUCKS.COM
August 28, 2006
by: jovial_cynic
by: jovial_cynic
I'm considering buying the domain: www.yourchurchsucks.com. The goal? To review the churches in my area and explain why they suck. And sure, they're not all going to suck, but I'll bet that most of them will.
I was supposed to go to a church this last Sunday to watch my friend Luke and his wife play music. The church, as I was told, met in the theater on one of the main streets in town, and started at 9am. That's a little early for me, but I it was closer to my house than the church I regularly attend, so maybe it wouldn't be too bad. That, and I was told that the music in the church was very contemporary, so I figured the music might wake me up anyway.
BLING.
I'm trying to figure out what offended me more: the giant flat-screen television you see as you walk into the building, the bright sparkly gold tie the main singer was wearing as she danced across the stage, or the spotlight and camera on the electric guitarist as he burst into his solo piece during a worship song, or the multiple references to the coffee shop for which the church wanted to spend $40,000 to renovate it and turn it into an instrument of the church. Yeah. Mmm hm.
Good news, though. It turns out that I was actually in the wrong church. I figured that out after the service ended and Luke never showed up on stage. Apparently, Luke's church meets in a different theater that happened to be located on the same main street.
I was supposed to go to a church this last Sunday to watch my friend Luke and his wife play music. The church, as I was told, met in the theater on one of the main streets in town, and started at 9am. That's a little early for me, but I it was closer to my house than the church I regularly attend, so maybe it wouldn't be too bad. That, and I was told that the music in the church was very contemporary, so I figured the music might wake me up anyway.
BLING.
I'm trying to figure out what offended me more: the giant flat-screen television you see as you walk into the building, the bright sparkly gold tie the main singer was wearing as she danced across the stage, or the spotlight and camera on the electric guitarist as he burst into his solo piece during a worship song, or the multiple references to the coffee shop for which the church wanted to spend $40,000 to renovate it and turn it into an instrument of the church. Yeah. Mmm hm.
Good news, though. It turns out that I was actually in the wrong church. I figured that out after the service ended and Luke never showed up on stage. Apparently, Luke's church meets in a different theater that happened to be located on the same main street.