WE'VE GOT YOUR MISSILE SHIELD
June 20, 2006
by: jovial_cynic
by: jovial_cynic

With the threat of North Korea's missile tests, the US has made plans to push forward with the interceptor missile defense system, which will launch interceptor missiles at whatever North Korea throws into the air.
Of course, our history of success with tests of our interceptor system has been less than reassuring, but I guess a little safe might be better than not safe at all.
I think it would be cheaper and more patriotic call on Superman, the world's GREATEST HERO, because hey... he's SUPER, man. He always saves the day. He'd just catch that missile and throw it right back on the bad guys, right? Yeah!
Just kidding. I can't stand Superman. I think the idea of a guy who flies around in blue tights, red underwear, and a matching red cape is a little weird. I would certainly not let my children spend unsupervised time with Superman.