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DRIVING ME NUTS

September 13, 2007
by: jovial_cynic




Sailor walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender says "Hey! Is that a steering wheel in your pants?"
"Argh! And it's driving me nuts!"
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COMMENTS for DRIVING ME NUTS


Grassman said:
Hmm. I'm not sure how to respond. I like it though.
September 13, 2007


jovial_cynic said:
Hey. It's a good joke.
September 13, 2007


The Conservative Manifesto said:
"Argh"?

Was it a sailor... or a pirate?

=)

September 13, 2007


jovial_cynic said:
Well, picture an old crusty sailor, bleary eyed and drunk before he even steps into the bar. They say "argh." I've heard them.
September 13, 2007


Joelle said:
HaHa! Love it!
September 13, 2007


Brittany said:
haha not the joke I expected coming from the guy I met when he was a youth pastor. However, funny.
September 14, 2007


jovial_cynic said:
Youth leader, not youth pastor. :)
September 14, 2007


Brittany said:
Tomato, tom-a-to. How in the world do you type that?
September 27, 2007


jovial_cynic said:
haha... I just write "tomato tomato."
September 27, 2007


RavenBlack said:
You write "tomato, tom-a-to", I write "tomato tomato", let's call the whole thing off.

I was hoping this piece would be that joke, when I clicked the link. Hooray!

September 09, 2008


jovial_cynic said:
RavenBlack - thanks for stopping by. Glad you liked the figurine!
September 09, 2008


Matt Ward said:
I got a better one that me and my friend made up.

What does a pirate say when he gets hit in between the legs with a golf club?
Arrgh, you're Driving me Nuts!!

September 13, 2009


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