URHINES KENDALL ICY EIGHT SPECIAL K
May 02, 2005
by: jovial_cynic
by: jovial_cynic
I used to hate babies. I have a baby now, and my perspective on the whole thing shifted a little. However, I still think they look like a combination of turtles, snails, old men, and something hideous. That, and they're frail and helpless, and something about that creeps me out. However, in my past hatred of babies, I would never have thought to do something as cruel and terrible as to name my child "Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K." These folks are apparently THE DEVIL, as their hatred far exceeds anything reasonable.