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GREAT JOKES

May 28, 2006
by: jovial_cynic
Two year olds have the most clever imagination. My daughter, for instance, generally imagines that she can scream and yell and get whatever she wants without any sort of negative consequences. How cute!

Cuter yet is that she's recently learned how to tell jokes. I'm not sure where she picked up the art of joke-telling -- my wife and I will throw witty sarcastic remarks back and forth, but we don't generally tell "jokes."

Anyhow, here goes. These are from my two-year-old daughter.

1. What says "achoo?"
What?
AAAACCCHOOOOOOOOO!!!!

2. What do shoes say?
What?
TWENTY BUCKS!!!!


haha... I have no clue.
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