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... OR RIVERS OF URINE

May 23, 2006
by: jovial_cynic
My wife and I stopped by our health provider so she could take a pregnancy test. We've been having less than safe fun, and my wife has been feeling a little... hormonal lately. We might have brought about baby #3 in our fun, which is kind of exciting. Scary, since three babies are quite a lot to manage, but kind of fun, too.

In any event, my wife told me that when she went to give her urine sample, she had to place her cup-o-urine on a counter... behind fifteen other cups of urine. All sorts of different colors of urine from all different sorts of people who are at varying stages of life. How horrifying.

... and what a strange job to have to have -- to be the guy or girl that deals with cups of people's pee all day long. "When I grow up, I want to have to examine people's urine." And what about the smell? Bleah.

Here. Enjoy:



UPDATE: We're not pregnant.
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COMMENTS for ... OR RIVERS OF URINE


Kendra said:
Thanks for the picture of urine, dear. Gross.
May 23, 2006


jovial_cynic said:
haha... no problem, hon. At least it's not YOUR urine.
May 23, 2006


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