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ONE FISH, TWO FISH...

April 15, 2006
by: jovial_cynic
I don't think goldfish do so well in orange juice.

I bought a few goldfish for my daughter a couple of days ago, and when I was in the pet store, I noticed that there were slices of orange in the fish tanks. Apparently, they'll eat bits off the orange, which enriches them with vitamins or something. Whatever.

So when I got home with the fish, I decided to give it a try. I cut open an orange and dropped a slice in to the tank... and forgot about it for the night.

The next morning, two of the three fish were dead... floating in a tank of orange juice. The third fish looked like it was having a difficult time, so I drained out the tank and pulled the good fish out. Looks like I'll make good on the two-week guarantee on these fish...
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