No really - the WORST.

Several years back, I played my violin at a wedding to the most horrible song I've ever heard. Musically... it was ok. Not good, by any means, but tolerable. Lyrically... it was painful enough to make me want to vomit. VOMIT. I hadn't thought about it until recently when the topic of "horrible song lyrics" came up, and it immediately sprung to mind, along with another wave of nausea.

The song is Michael W. Smith's, The Other Side of Me, and while all of it is bad, the worst of it is right here. Grab your barf bag.

If love was mathematical
You'd understand the sum
To the heart's equation
Where one and one makes one
And lonely equals me minus you


mmm hm. I'm going to be sick again.