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BUFFALO

April 22, 2008
by: jovial_cynic

image: Buffalo in the mist (cc) Daveybot

I've been feeling restless lately. I think it's because of the clash between the season and the weather; I want it to be a little warmer and spring-like, so I can get my garden going and so I can have more outdoor time with my kids. The snow from the weekend was quite unwelcome.

Anyhow, this lightened my mood:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

The above is 100% grammatically correct in the english language.

From the Wikipedia:

Sentence construction

The sentence is unpunctuated and uses three different readings of the word "buffalo". In order of their first use, these are

* c. The city of Buffalo, New York (or any other place named "Buffalo"), which is used as an adjective in the sentence and is followed by the animal;
* a. The animal buffalo, in the plural (equivalent to "buffaloes"), in order to avoid articles (a noun);
* v. The verb "buffalo" meaning to bully, confuse, deceive, or intimidate.

Marking each "buffalo" with its use as shown above gives

Buffalo(c) buffalo(a) Buffalo(c) buffalo(a) buffalo(v) buffalo(v) Buffalo(c) buffalo(a).

Thus, the sentence when parsed reads as a description of the pecking order in the social hierarchy of buffaloes living in Buffalo:

[Those] (Buffalo buffalo) [whom] (Buffalo buffalo buffalo) buffalo (Buffalo buffalo).
[Those] buffalo(es) from Buffalo [that are intimidated by] buffalo(es) from Buffalo intimidate buffalo(es) from Buffalo.
Bison from Buffalo, New York who are intimidated by other bison in their community also happen to intimidate other bison in their community.

It may be revealing to read the sentence replacing all instances of the animal buffalo with "people" and the verb buffalo with "intimidate". The sentence then reads

"Buffalo people [whom] Buffalo people intimidate [also happen to] intimidate Buffalo people."
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COMMENTS for BUFFALO


Kendra said:
I want the weather to change too. I want to work out in the yard, and I really want to finish the playhouse!

April 22, 2008


Kim said:
This has been a favorite of mine since I was a little kid - Punctuate the following sentence so that it makes sense and is grammatically correct:

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

Highlight the black bar for the answer:
James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.



April 22, 2008


jovial_cynic said:
Yeah - I saw that on the wikipedia article. Crazy. Our language is amusing.
April 22, 2008


cam said:
b.s. b.s. b.s. b.s. and more b.s. haha. english.
April 22, 2008


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