I always thought that when the machines rise up against us, they would be pretty easy to avoid because they're all on wheels, and wheels can't go up stairs. And once you knock a robot down, it usually has a hard time getting back up again.

And then I saw this cute thing:



It's like a little robotic bug. Look how it slowly crawls over the pile of rubble without falling over. So cute and harmless.

And then I discovered that this robot was a prototype for a much larger version. Not so cute anymore. It's horrifying. It's relentless. It WILL GET YOU.



I am certain that the machines will have no problem hunting us down and turning us into fertilizer.